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15 July 2017

Gentlemen, After A Nice Little Vacation, Looks Like We’re Back It Again

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I love cooking. I really do. Or at least I did once upon a time. I’m not talking about tossing a salad and placing steaks on the grill. I...
04 July 2017

I Left My Thimbles And Socialist Reading Material At Home.

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Penny the Puppy and I engaged in a few arguments this week . . . all having to do with grooming. Our little 11-pound animal sounds as if ...
02 July 2017

It’s Odd How One’s Mind Slips Sideways In A Place Like This.

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My mind finally may have gone 'round the bend last week. I had a bad day. Actually, in my mind I had a bad week. Can't-catch-...
23 June 2017

Garbage. All I've Been Thinkin' About All Week Is Garbage. I Mean, I Just Can't Stop Thinkin' About It

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Raise your hand if you’re a woman from North America and you clean prior to your housekeeper’s arrival. I clean, including use of the vac...
15 April 2017

Tell Me What You’ve Done That Hell Yawns Before You.

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And speaking of blasphemy, heresy, and general poor form, I rarely post anything related to religion or politics. I rarely speak of such ...
06 April 2017

Ain't A Thing I Can Do About It.

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Our new puppy is a terrier. We often tell Penny that her behavior is tenacious, which it is, though the animal could not care less whether ...
20 March 2017

I . . . Was . . . Running!

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Each day we teach Penny valuable life lessons. I've explained the danger of snapping at flying insects. Penny understands the impor...
28 February 2017

Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week To Stop Sniffing Glue

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Back to the subject of the six-plus hour trip to the Auto-Mercado . Puff pastry lives in the freezer at Auto-Mercado. If I had puff pasty...
21 February 2017

I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti

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Ah, Neiman Marcus. The Mothership . Just thinking of their cosmetic world creates a visceral longing . . . like an opiate addiction. Say...